I...am Shade. I am an Illinoisan deirtbag who loves Hugo Weaving more than my own family, I am a special ed student and a complete and utter faget. I feel weird saying that word, so I'm saying it like Jonathan Davis does. I am a hit on deviantART, where I draw emo furries, Agent Smith, a glamorized version of myself, people turning into Agent Smith, n other such things. Speaking of my deviantART, why not visit it? I am a specialist in the art of Deir-ty, an esoteric practice invented by our good pal Tanathir, the Idahoan scene kween who teaches special ed kids like meh.

I hope 2 entertain n delight all Hugonuts dat find themselves here...why r u here anyways?

To learn more about this "alliance" of actors, please visit this 1337 lil page!

And if you want to know about "deirtiness", click here!

NOTICE: AS OF 9/15/2009, SENDING ME DEATH THREATS IS NO LONGER ALLOWED, I ALREADY HAVE TOO MANY OF THEM TO READ

Alternatively, you can get Down and Deirty here...Or here!