SHIT SOME TIRED PISSED OFF GIRL SAYS

"I don't make sense!"
"I stole a flying donut of doom once"
"Take me to the rat shaped hole!"
"Tastes even better than my dog's dissolved body!"
"You should have purple cheese on your face."
"The chickens are in Nebraska!"
"I found a million dead raccoons!"
"Obviously, it's not aint blue for chair is!"
"I have more chickens than noses!"
"I owe my life to cheese"
"!"
"Be the most bomb-y nation you can be!"

 



SHIT ROBERT THE ULTIMATE GREEN BEAN SAYS

"You were yay high."


 


SHIT ANDREW THE PREP SAYS

"Your hair is mozarella!"
"I'm grain, you're oat, Sophia is rice, Addyn is almond, and that sleepy thing over there is...pea"
"Are you a pen?"

 



SHIT MY DEAR BEST FRIEND FREEDOM SAYS

"What in the chicken nipples?"

SHIT ANDREA, WHO CAN AFFORD JUICY COUTURE BUT NOT A WILL TO LIVE SAYS
"...Get off of your pen!"

 

SHIT ADDYN THE FAKE EVIL OVERLORD SAYS

"...And play with your detached liver!"


SHIT LEVI TEH DRAMA KING SAYS

"I exploded into blue paint!"


SHIT GOLLUM HIMSELF SAYS

"Butterflies taste good with stinky feet."





SHIT OTHER PEOPLE SAY

"No, you should have walmart ham on your face because grass is red"

"Cheese, the goat."

"My fever has cheese"

"This is pure old chestnut made by yaks."

"Clamshell Moose knuckles!"

"It's hot and humid in the drummer"

"That little tea monkey!"

"Tree was a piss actor"

"Cheese on her phone"

"His legs look like donuts!"

"Only tigers spell that word wrong"

"How much whipped cream would it take to fly a boat to switzerland?"

"Put that in a hair-curling moose"



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