Well, here goes. I had to completely restart this thing after so long because frankly, the old LTE was an embarassment AND completely incoherent. I know coherency isn't exactly the point, but come on. I just checked, and the LTE was 150k characters long, lets see how long flamingchickens is...i accidentally took a detour into the atlantic ocean, but let's see..203k characters...hm, i was SO CLOSE! But let's try again. I know there's nothing here right now, but I want to change that ASAP. Let's start off with one VERY infuriating topic: ALTERNATIVE SCHOOLS. Due to the fact that i have shit-yourself-over-future-events anxiety, "SHUT THE FUCK UP I NEED TO FOCUS" autism, and "super duper hot and sexy on the outside, useless loser on the inside" ADHD, I have roamed the halls of special ed for years. After my little fluke at West Port, I toured a dingy trailer park with a farm and garden that claimed to be a school, when in reality it was...A DINGY TRAILER PARK. I shat myself a total of 3 times during the whole ordeal, and while I was at this school, i thought to myself...HOLY SHIT SPECIAL ED SCHOOLS ARE A TRASH HEAP. Summit was good because they had a strong high school culture (i got my first tattoo there) but WHY DO THEY BABY THE OLDER STUDENTS? I'm a teenager, and you're putting me in the same room as a bunch of 5 year olds? I'd continue, but i'm feeling tired. Okay, I'm back. I'm feeling really bored and empty as of recently, i'm trying to get more hobbies, but i guess i'll just sit here and type out some stuff for now. Let me think...Oh, oh yeah! Today is the official beginning of the holiday season, meaning i longingly stare out my window and wish we could get a single droplet of snow. Moving from a place with crazy winters to a place with no winter like, EVER is super duper crazy, and while i plan on moving out whenever I can, I also sort of like it down here since it reminds me of Rockford, except rockford didn't have horrific traffic or unique little southern joints like they do down here. Zaxby's puts uranium in their food and their drive-thrus actually take a DISTURBINGLY long time, to the point the drive thru was once SO LONG it started looping around the store and almost got us stuck INSIDE when we were travelling to Florida for the first time in YEARS before we eventually moved down here, but its okay since i like the location near Silver Springs. There's one by my house with is nowhere near as cool, but no matter how poisonously radioactive, i still LOVE those fries! But back to what I was saying. Every year since I was 13, my mom has felt the need to use weird grinch decorations in the bathroom, meaning when i go to take a NASTY SHIT, the GRINCH IS STARING AT ME while i do so, and it genuinely freaks me out. Well, that was uneventful. Anyways, I'm going to try and think of a good subject to rant about...Oh yeah. Dandy's World. So like, I'm SUPER DUPER obsessed with Dandy's World, i have pictures of Rodger (+ a poppy, vee, gigi, yatta, or glisten picture here n there) all over mai room n its SUPER fun. I don't exactly main any toons, but i like to plsy as Rodger, Teagan, Flutter, Shelly, COSMO, and Astro. Notice how Cosmo's in all caps. He's the subject of today's rant. I'm actually not that big of a Cosmo fan despite how much I play him, but you know why I play him? Let's go back to June. Just a quick warning, this does get pretty serious and mentions some nasty things, so be careful reading.
I was in a run, as Rodger, and our Cosmo asked for my favorite toons. I gave an honest (but risky) answer. "Rodger, Toodles, Scraps, Poppy, Gigi, Flutter, RND, and everyone in the circus troupe!" My enjoyment of these characters sent Cosmo into a bloody barrage of worse-than-death threats and slurs...He was ESPECIALLY mad that I happened to enjoy Rodger the most. Eventually the fighting got to the point where Gigi had to intervene, and she was like "Yo, Cosmo, you're saying some SUPER messed up things right now, its just a game, and how does someone liking Rodger affect you?" and he griefed her. I ended up getting banned for a day.
Disturbing content ends here. Plus, some Cosmos can be a LITTLE odd...like one time, I was in a run where our Cosmo didn't want us to buy heals from Dandy, and I was playing as Teagan, and he was scared that i was gonna use my passive, so he ran in Twisted RnD's circle...somehow that solves everything. So, after the Care Bears event when I was FORCED to buy Cosmo in order to get the Shelly and Astro skins, i made a pledge: not just to step in an ichor leak and try to hit a successful skillcheck with magnifying glass and participation award, but also to be a good Cosmo, someone you can rely on, and NOT a total douche like the Cosmo who told me to kill myself for enjoying Rodger. Anyways, I notice i'm getting some more page views. That's pretty sweet. Keep it up everyone, keep reading...or else I'll make you keep reading. But if I run out of content, how can I continue the LTE? Ehhhh, who cares. I'm starting fresh, the old LTE was a wreck, the new one's a ton better, blahblahblah. Anyways, I'll probably go revisit my pages on US state stuff. You think I should add a page on stupid laws? My uncle has a book on stupid laws, he let me take it when he moved to Florida. I'll go ask you guys that, and just HOPE AND PRAY i get a response! Hm, seems like I'm FINALLY picking up the pace on my journey of making the LONGEST WALL OF TEXT ON THE INTERWEBS!!! I also got a SINGULAR vote on my poll, and that just makes me wonder what kinda people read this stuff. If you read this stuff, please tell me down below. My email is sophia.d00m@yahoo.com. it'd be very much appreciated. I might even make a page honoring you for your service. Wait, I had an actual rant to do? Oh, hold on. Now, today's rant is based off of midterms, and we're studying for class, and we like to read short stories. Well, our last short story had a GOOD ending, as in it was batshit insane and had a good conclusion. We were reading Edgar Allen Poe, specifically The Fall of the House of Usher, and I'll put the ending in parentheses. (BOTH SIBLINGS DIED AT THE SAME TIME AND THE HOUSE FUCKING IMPLODED. THE HOUSE IMPLODED.) Good that i'm filling in space while OCR explodes. And because I love you Loyal Reader, you get TWO RANTS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! No, make that three/ And now we're SLASHING the price of this website, I'LL pay YOU 5.99 JUST TO KEEP READING! Well, I probably won't since my PayPal account is the digital equivalent of an abandoned supermarket with all the food inside sitting there rotting and giving everyone nearby nasty sickness. Can't you tell I was obsessesd with Mexia supermarket at some point? Oh yeah, O also have to credit my attempts of turning the flaming chickens LTE into a book to give you the iconic rant about my dead body that ends the rant. Now laugh at me, for I converted to docx instead of text. Always next time though, right? Isn't this the most useless thing one can possibly do! I mean, I got out of school early due to having this horrible, horrible nausea AND I STILL HAVEN'T PUKED. Awwww, i thought i'd make it through the day, but if i stayed in that place any longer i'd probably die. Good call or bad call? I'll put up a poll and let you judge for yourself. Oh yeah, and we probably WILL get that ludicrous laws page VERY soon... and by soon i mean 5 milennia from now. Now, come one and all. It is time to read the rant you came for...finally.
"I read a short story in class, and the story seemed to have a decent enough ending, but I wanted MORE. I NEEDED more. In fact, I started scribbling up a fanfiction in invisible ink for it, but then I realized I DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH INFORMATION FOR A FANFIC. So, I have a problem with short stories even thouh they're much more consumable for me BECAUSE THEY NEVER GIVE YOU A CLEAR ENDING. I need to know exactly what happens to everyone after their story, and I need conclusions. I need to know how the rest of their day (or life) went. I will literally BULLY the ghost of the author of the goddamned story until he cooks something up, because you KNOW if I tried to write an actual fanfiction for it, you'd find me dead three months after my 28th birthday surrounded with massive piles of paper with a note in my hand begging for someone to finish the story or publish it as long as I am credited for its creation, and the piles of paper are soon discovered to be an unfinished book called "FANFICTION SIDE QUEST #1"
Spiffy, huh? So spiffy that I feel inclined to tell you...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Hah, you fell for it! Anyways, I'm gonna go harvest the organs of my dead papaw's phone...and by organs, I mean SD card. I'm back. There wasn't anything valuable on my dead grandpa'a iPod OR phone, but I'm just coming here to let you know two things.
A. I'll probably announce new stuff on the main page from now on
B. My computer is DYING. Yes, thats right, my trusty little computer with its trusty little disc drive is dying, so i'll be forced to work on laptop for a while, or at least until I get a NEW monitor.