Well, here goes. I had to completely restart this thing after so long because frankly, the old LTE was an embarassment AND completely incoherent. I know coherency isn't exactly the point, but come on. I just checked, and the LTE was 150k characters long, lets see how long flamingchickens is...i accidentally took a detour into the atlantic ocean, but let's see..203k characters...hm, i was SO CLOSE! But let's try again. I know there's nothing here right now, but I want to change that ASAP. Let's start off with one VERY infuriating topic: ALTERNATIVE SCHOOLS. Due to the fact that i have shit-yourself-over-future-events anxiety, "SHUT THE FUCK UP I NEED TO FOCUS" autism, and "super duper hot and sexy on the outside, useless loser on the inside" ADHD, I have roamed the halls of special ed for years. After my little fluke at West Port, I toured a dingy trailer park with a farm and garden that claimed to be a school, when in reality it was...A DINGY TRAILER PARK. I shat myself a total of 3 times during the whole ordeal, and while I was at this school, i thought to myself...HOLY SHIT SPECIAL ED SCHOOLS ARE A TRASH HEAP. Summit was good because they had a strong high school culture (i got my first tattoo there) but WHY DO THEY BABY THE OLDER STUDENTS? I'm a teenager, and you're putting me in the same room as a bunch of 5 year olds? I'd continue, but i'm feeling tired. Okay, I'm back. I'm feeling really bored and empty as of recently, i'm trying to get more hobbies, but i guess i'll just sit here and type out some stuff for now. Let me think...Oh, oh yeah! Today is the official beginning of the holiday season, meaning i longingly stare out my window and wish we could get a single droplet of snow. Moving from a place with crazy winters to a place with no winter like, EVER is super duper crazy, and while i plan on moving out whenever I can, I also sort of like it down here since it reminds me of Rockford, except rockford didn't have horrific traffic or unique little southern joints like they do down here. Zaxby's puts uranium in their food and their drive-thrus actually take a DISTURBINGLY long time, to the point the drive thru was once SO LONG it started looping around the store and almost got us stuck INSIDE when we were travelling to Florida for the first time in YEARS before we eventually moved down here, but its okay since i like the location near Silver Springs. There's one by my house with is nowhere near as cool, but no matter how poisonously radioactive, i still LOVE those fries! But back to what I was saying. Every year since I was 13, my mom has felt the need to use weird grinch decorations in the bathroom, meaning when i go to take a NASTY SHIT, the GRINCH IS STARING AT ME while i do so, and it genuinely freaks me out.