A selection of Away Messages masterfully crafted by meh! I've made them short n sweet so they can b easier 2 read wherever u use Free 2 use, no credits needed!


For Anytime



- I am studying how 2 self-substanti8 frum teh matrix, leave a message!

-99 Agent Smiths in the Hall, 99 Agent Smiths, knock one down, kick him around, 98 Agent Smiths in the Hall

- Jacked out of the Matrix, be back when the goddamn sentinels stop swarming us!

- Visting NekoRikiRawrr's soopa leet site!

- Assimilating redpills.

- God, I hate it when people don't change their away messages when they're away. Check yourself, %n!

- Staring at lamps. If I don't come back for more than three days, I woke up and want you to bring me back.

~ Being assimilated by the local collective. Leave a message and "I", or we will get back to you

~ It seems that I am away from my computer right now, Mr. Anderson

~ Unfortunately, no one can be told what this away message is. You just have to see it for yourself

~ It's the 21st century; a woman shouldn't have to apologize for a history of imperialism and exploitation

~ In a world ravaged by The Force, our only solace is the miracle of childbirth

- Hola Amigo! I have been cuaght trying to cross the border! Hasta la vista for now!






For Sleeping


- Goodnight Mr. Anderzzzzooonnn....zzzzz

- Honk....me me me me me me....

-Hey, whatcha doin? I'm sleepin, so DONT message meh unless ur Agent Smith or Hugo Weaving!




For Watching Movies


-I'm watching The Matrix Trilogy, so don't interrupt meh unless there's a Smith virus outbreak!

- SHHHH! This is a really good movie, and it'd be even better if you weren't making me check my computer every 5 seconds!

 

Lyrics/music



- No, no matter how far we've come

I can't wait to see tomorrow

~ Linkin Park, with you

~ %n, you ever heard Pink Cellphone by Deftones? I'd sing it to you, but I got banned last time I sang it :(

~ Do like I told you, stay away from me...

Until it all crashes down, I'll go on

Into the darkness, not knowing at all

~ Kittie, Into the Darkness


- Come on, get up, let me see your...away message?


For Eating



- OMNOMNOMNOMNOM. If you don't get the idea, i'm eating :P

~ Cookies need love like everything does. So I'm baking some!

~ Eating raw cookie dough with a pinch of salmonella. It's delicious!


For Gaming



- I suppose you could say, I'm the gamer, and you're reading my away message

~ Entering the Matrix. The video game Matrix

~ Getting upset over the cheat codes I bought not working on my console even though they AREN'T EVEN FOR MY DAMN CONSOLE



For the Bathroom (is anyone



ACTUALLY gone long


enough to set their away


message for this?



- Recording some funny sound effects for a YTP

~ Freeing my food from my body

- I'm trapped in the toilet, but don't help me just yet, I have asses to kiss.



For Vacation/driving



- Road tripping while tripping balls. Take the wheel for me please O_O

~ I am currently driving to get as far away from %n as possible.

~ Packing up for a forgettable vacation! Bring a camera and the PS2!

- Last minute packing

~ I wanted to listen to some music, so I'm in the car right now

~ Sitting in an empty unmoving car for no reason. Will be back when I get scared of the car driving away on its own

~ Remember those dreams from when you were little where you were in a car and it was driving itself into danger?

~ Crashing Dad's car. Don't expect me to be back TOO soon

~ Hoping the people down south don't remember me as the kid who pooped in a pelican's mouth at the beach when I was seven

~ That time of decade has come again; it is time for my family to make the dangerous trip to Florida. Please wish me well