(Yes, teh page title iz a Tally Hall reference)
I reviewed every matrix film! Game reviews coming...NEVER. All il say iz they r good, also teh 2nd 1 has a cool smith clone infection cutscene! It even has a girl! Agent Smith grabbed her boobs!
SPOILERS AHEAD!
The Matrix (1999)
Wat I Like:
A very cool, mysterious film. Everything mai goth frens like! Well, mayb teh only thing dat they wouldnt like iz, its not a horror film ROFL. It helps dat Neo n Trinity r @ their MOST STYLISH!!!!1!1! in dis film! Theyve got a rly cool soundtrack (I own it on Vinyl, but teh vinyl's badly scratched bcuz mai record player broke in 2005 *shrug*). Tho they couldve put a Chemlab song in place of a Ministry song. I fucking h8 Ministry. Shut teh fuck up Mr. Jourgenson or however teh fuck u spell it, plz. Also teh woman in red iz super pretty. Along w dat, Agent Smith has lots of memorable quotes, but dats just entire trilogy wise
Wat I didnt like:
Well, Agent Smith iz STILL rly hot in dis film but teh main drawing point when I 1st watched Reloaded in 2003 wuz...virus. Its also all im known 4! Aside frum mai unique art style n crazy n spunky personality, of course! But in its place, a gooey mirror. I know fer sure i would throw maiself headfirst in2 dat thang! Also, teh bug in teh interrogation scene...many weird n uncomfortable situations I have been in bcuz of it. No, I DONT wanna roleplay teh scene w u. Funny story, originally it wuz supposed 2 go
in his ass! Might b wrong tho :PMai experience watching them (4 teh 1st time)
I didn't watch it until AFTER Reloaded, but on dat dark early autumn night in 2003, where I waddled in2 teh theater in charm bracelets n colorful eyeshadow w a Tokyo Mew Mew doll w a missing shoe, I knew I wuz gonna finally c teh preload 2 dat film I watched in theaters!I wuz enamored n wuz dragged out of teh theater crying when Agent Smith's classic virus speech came on. FUCK TEH SHOWING B-ING ON A WEDNESDAY!
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
Wat I Like
As a matter of fact, dis iz mai FAVE matrix film! Call meh a fake fan, i dont care! Other things I liked include: Agent Smith, teh exiles, Persephone's boobs, teh silly twins, all teh fight scenes, dat scene of Morpheus in teh hallways even if it wuz forced on2 every1, teh fact we have Unloco (An AWESUM band) in teh soundtrack, teh soundtrack in general, agent smith turnin ppl in2 himself, teh quotes, Persephone's tits
Wat I Didn't Like
As much as I luv Exiles, I fucking H8ED teh Merovingian. He was a funny character w funny lines, but he wuz french so dat gives meh teh right 2 h8 him, teh zion orgy had cool music but made 4 QUITE an embarrassing thing 2 b c-ing as a 10 year old girl who wanted sumthn new 2 obsess over! Could b improved if there were 2 smiths shagging each other instead of Neo n Trinity!
Mai experience watching them (4 teh 1st time)
I
spent half of teh movir giggling in squealing, i finally knew mai true lurve! I rly felt like those teenage girls surrounding meh. I always idolized those cool teenagers w their hot topic clothes (Which @ teh time our mall had JUST opened their Hot Topic)
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
Wat I Like:
Teh scenes where Searph n Sati were b-ing hunted by Smith were terrifying. N 2 b honest, I couldnt help but laugh w teh Oracle when she wuz infected, it made meh happy 2 c mai boi happy! Also teh final fight stunned meh, n dat bittersweet ending made meh bawl like a baby dat shat itself @ 2AM
Wat I Didnt Like:
Trinity dying (not bcuz how it wuz written or performed, teh fact it happened @ all, teh fact dat they spent like 70% of teh movie in teh real world, n dat we didnt get moar twinz (11/13/07 UPDATE: Wait they died 4 real in dat Freeway scene? They died? Dead ghosts? Wat?), all teh deleted scenes we lost
Mai experience watching them (4 teh 1st time)
I got bored after watching teh oracle turn in2 a smith (which made meh blush so hard i nearly fingered maiself!) but i forced maiself 2 watch until teh final fight came on