Some definitions have been omitted for the sake of making outsiders not feel left out just because they use asterisks in roleplays or spam emoticons on MySpace bulletins. New definitions have pink and red theming instead of purple and blue theming. Terms that have always been there but were omitted from the regular Hugonut Dictionary have a darker shade of blue for their definition, but otherwise look the same as entries that were in the original
Amaretto
When a Hugonut weaves their way through Hugonut ranks and becomes a part of Hugonut history"My best friend has been able to amaretto himself through deirty girl ranks just for being a male Hugonut!"
Assimilationphobe
An insult directed towards people who hate Agent Smith or Hugo Weaving
"Jesus Christ, what's that guy's problem?!"
"She's an assimilationphobe. Little does she know, it is inevitable"
Bah?
How a Hugonut experiences curiosity when another person is talking
"Sorry, you aren't going to the mall next week."
"Bah?"
"Because you're going to a Korn concert with me!"
"BAAAAHHHH???"
Big Stick of Wrath
A large weapon used by a Hugonut when upset, originally welded by the great Tanathir. Forgeries exist, often taken the form of yaoi paddles with stars painted onto it or "lightsaber markers"
"Next time I make my own big stick of wrath, I have to glue it together; today i woke up with pieces of dried marker all over my desk."
Boogedy Dance
Done by a Deirty Girl when something good happens
I did a boogedy dance when my Mom said I could paint black splatters onto my favorite pair of JNCOs!
Buns
When something is really, really bad
"Sorry, but this song is buns"
Cruise n Gawk
A vehicle, person, or person in the vehicle that moves around slowly, staring at everything in awe
"Whenever she goes to the mall, she becomes a total cruise and gawk"
"If my dad was any less patient, he would've honked at the cruise and gawk so much!"
Cookie
Tanathir had a definition for nookie, so I decided to add one for cookie for the lulz. Fred Durst did it all for the nookie so you could take it and stick it up your ass. Agent Smith also quite enjoys these
"Cookies need love like everything does."
Coolness
An alternate, deirty way to say cool
Crack of Noon
The time most Deirty Kids wake up on non-school days
Crap On A Crutch
"At the end of the chapter, he screamed "Crap on a crutch!" loud enough for the whole class to hear."
Craptacular
When something is spectacularly crappy
"This movie is craptacular."
Deirty
Unfortunately, nobody can be told what deirtiness is. You just have to see it for yourself. Witnesses of deirtiness compare it to freakiness. Also said "Deir-ty" by purist fangirls
"Deirty doesn't wash off!"
Doo Doo Doo
A vocal tic/stim done by bored Hugonuts and some outsiders
"During sixth period, the class filled with the noise of vacuous "doo doo doos"
Downlorded
Spontaneous orgasming and collapsing at the sight of Elrond. Shade was a victim of this in front of her whole class in 2005. Reserved exclusively for Elrond, the Agent Smith version is "Smithing Out", and the general version can either be "fangirling" or "Thudding"
"My deirtiness has gotten so bad that I downlorded when my best friend showed me her new Elrond figurine."
Earl of Entropy
Formerly Earelen. Has some sort of significance to Deirty Girl culture, but enjoys edging their friends. We are currently looking for a new Earl, please contact me down below and I'll determine whether you deserve it
"YOU MAKE A TERRIBLE EARL OF ENTROPY!"
Edge
A form of masturbation where one masturbates but tries to hold off the ejaculation. People who edge frequently get boners from holding in their pee. Is also used when someone is waiting for something exciting that never comes or takes an extremely long time to come.
"I hate how my Mom is edging me when it comes to our trip to the record store"
"Steph, stop edging during class please"
Flamtacular/Flamtagulous
The deirty way to say "fabulous" or "spectacular"
"You look flamtacular in that Pokemon hoodie, don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
Fream
When someone over the age of consent has a dream about licking whipped cream off of Elrond's naked body.
"After my fream, I woke up in a cold sweat with Family Guy playing on the TV"
General Distraction
The commander of the Elite Deir-ty Girl Shock Troops...wait, we had a military branch? At some point, it was Oqidaun, but I no longer know if Oqidaun is still commander
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Gigundo
Massive/huge
Glomp
Attack hug; only putting it here because we need to re-normalize this word
Goob/Goobette
A silly person
"He's a huge goober"
Grapes
The infamous fruit that censored Hugo Weaving's genitals in 1998, seen as a holy symbol by some deirty girls
Her Royal Goobiness
Leader of the Hugonuts, changed to "His Loyal Goobiness" if the leader ever ends up being male
"Currently, NekoRiki is Her Royal Goobiness ever since Tanathir stepped down"
Huggles
A cute form of hugging, somewhat similar to glomping but with less chaotic intentions
"I wish we knew each other in real life so I could give you huggles"
Hugolicious
A portmanteau of Hugo Weaving and Delicious; similar to how one could say Fergalicious
Hugoling
A "baby" Hugonut; one who is just discovering the world of Hugonuts
"I remember when I was a wee Hugoling..."
Hugonut
A person obsessed with Hugo Weaving, usually female, although quite a few exceptions exist
"If you're on this page, chances are you're a Hugonutt"
Hugophile
A term for Hugonut possibly used by outsiders
"I love my Hugophile daughter"
Hugo She-ving
A Hugonut that bears an uncanny resemblance to Hugo Weaving himself
"Someone said that I looked like a Hugo She-ving in my Elrond costume. Do you see it?"
Hugotastic
Portmanteau of Hugo Weaving and Fantastic
"Everything he stars in is Hugotastic, what a great acotr."
Larva
While most people have "childhoods, Hugonuts have larval stages
"My love for zebra print developed as a larva"
Leapfrog
Euphemism for sex
"I'm a leapfrog champion."
Menards
A store where midwestern Hugonuts frequently meet with each other. Other variants include Home Depot and Lowe's, but most Hugonuts would recommend Menards or Home Depot the most"Did you see what they're going in the Menards bathroom?"
Mugwump
Something both cute and ornery; both as a noun and adjective
"Does NekoRiki count as a mugwump?"
Nards
Testicles. Yes, that's it. They're testicles.
"That's it, kick him in the nards!"
Narty/Nawty
When someone is both naught and deirty at the same time
"I need a narty girlfriend so bad"
"I hate to admit how nawty I am!"
NEH
Never Enough Hugo, an appalling state of the world
"I sent a draft of my solution to NEH to the Australian government, and in return they nuked my house."
Nekkid
Someone with no clothes on who is up to something
"I'm not sorry for anything, its your fault you saw me nekkid!"
Nookie
Another euphemism for sex
"I did it all for the nookie!"
North Sentinel Island
An island home to abandoned Hugonuts and one fierce primitive tribe, usually the Hugonuts get killed by the tribe members. NekoRiki was stranded here for three weeks in 2005
"This morning, I woke up on North Sentinel Island."
Oppo
Other way to say "poop"
"I am having the most destructive oppo ever right now bruh, ive been on the shitter for almost an hour"
Ornery
Ill-tempered or unpleasant, not exactly a bad thing in most Hugonuts' eyes
"If you think this is bad, imagine how much more ornery she is when shes in a bad mood!"
PIPP
Plugged-in Pod Person, bluepill
"I have no mercy for anyone who isnt a PIPP or machine"
Pressed
Upset
"Someone's pressed over me being a Hugonut!"
Princess Distraction
A lesser known branch of Elite Deir0ty Girls Shock Troops. If anyone has more information, please email me <3
"Rinewen is considered the Princess Distraction until further notice"
Rapier
A word that has lost all meaning . NekoRiki insinuates that is a decorative sword you wear, however nobody can exactly remember what it means
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Resistos
Redpill; one who fights the Matrix
"Most resistos cry the first time, but once you've been converted, you'll feel a lot better."
Scrummy
Something both scrumptious and yummy
"Outback Steakhouse always has the scrummiest food!"
SIAMS
Acronym for Somehow It All Makes Sense
"And then she turns into a man...SIAMS"
Silly Sludge
A black liquid capable of transforming any person or animal it touches into an obedient clone of Hugo Weaving, utilized by Agent Smith; NekoRiki is working on making it real. Also sold in a nonhazardous form at Menards
"I swear all Hugonuts think any black liquid is Silly Sludge"
Yapper
A person who won't shut up"That one over there is a real yapper"
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