• You freak out over the pictures on the walls when visitors want to go into your room
  • You can barely recognize your own face in the mirror
  • You have amassed a huge collection of low quality knockoff Agent Smith stuff your Aunt buys you
  • You instantly assume that every illness you have is just the Smith virus still incubating
  • You could throw a massive fit screaming "EVERYONE IS AGENT SMITH" and your parents would just turn to whatever relatives are in the room and say "Our child is a bit strange sometimes."
  • You've lost half of your friend group for your Agent Smith obsession
  • You pray to Hugo Weaving every night
  • You live in fear of being taken to a mental hospital
  • You frequently seduce the cardboard cutout of him in your room
  • You have murdered multiple people just for calling Agent Smith ugly
  • Your mental stability depends on talking on the Agent Smith Community forums
  • Nobody is surprised by you anymore
  • You have every single infection scene recorded onto your computer
  • You got a Samsung Matrix Phone for the sole purpose of pretending to call Agent Smith
  • When you watched Jurassic Park, you pointed out to your whole family/whoever you were watching it with that Alan Grant looked like he was played by Hugo Weaving
  • You have gone to nearly every showing of the Matrix films in your city, and sometimes you've even traveled two hours outside of your city
  • You have seen nearly all the porn of Agent Smith on the internet (and get upset when his jizz isn't black)
  • You never take off those sunglasses. Or that necktie
  • Sometimes you wish you were turned into an Agent Smith clone so you could escape an uncomfortable situation or make a person shut up
  • You manage to sneak Agent Smith quotes into a conversation about literally anything
  • You believe your parents would be SO MUCH BETTER if they were Smiths too
  • Your family's friends have gifted you at least 56 water bottles with Agent Smith on it
  • You have a favorite Smith
  • You greet your friends by ramming your hand into their chest
  • They call your house the Madhouse of (insert whatever city you live in) because of you
  • You say "My pleasure" instead of "You're welcome"
  • You see pictures of him more than your own mother
  • No matter what, every time you meet a dude with the last name Anderson, you HAVE to say "Mr. Anderson" in Agent Smith's voice
  • The last time you saw the Matrix in a theater, your dad covered your eyes at the end where Neo destroyed Smith
  • the names "Gabrielle Estrella" "Selina Enriquez" "FloweringWolfsbane" "Shade Amburgey" "Tanathir" and Agent Alexandra have some sort of deeper meaning to you
  • The day you feel yourself falling out of love with Agent Smith is going to be the last day of your life. Wow, you're really gonna kill yourself for this man...