Ever since I was a wee school lass, I've wanted to rule the world! My methods have changed over the years, but one thing is for certain: I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!! MUAHAHAAHH!
Why do I do what I do?
Because it's funny and I'm horny
How will you do this?
Originally, I was going to be a self replicating virus but after a bath and looked into the mirror, realizing I'm a fucking butterface, so then I decided to instead create a line of beautiful robots called l0v3rs, and eventually convert myself into a l0v3r, or something